Chapter Nineteen


"Do not allow your gasious emissions to become troubled," Joozis Zambini said. "You trust in The Great God Mota, so trust in me the same way. In Mota's house are many places to dwell. I would have told you if there was not. I go to prepare a place for you all. Since I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and bring you to me, so that you will be there where I am.

"You know now where I am going, and the path there you know."

T'oma said to him, "Kimo Sabey, we do not know where you are going, so then how can we know the path to get there?"

"I am the Light on the path, the Pegunkins, and Alfaro itself. No one {ever} comes to The Lord Roscoe, except through me. If you had known me, you would have known The Lord Roscoe, but from now on you know him and have seen him," Joozis Zambini answered.

Philip said to him, "Kimo Sabey, show us The Lord Roscoe, and it will be enough for us."

"Have I been with you such a long time, and yet, you have not known me, Philip?" Joozis Zambini said. "The one who has seen me has seen The Lord Roscoe! Why do you say, 'Show us The Lord Roscoe?' Do you not trust that I am in The Lord Roscoe and The Lord Roscoe is in me? The words which I speak to you I do not speak on my own. The Lord Roscoe who indwells me does the works. Trust me that I am in The Lord Roscoe and The Lord Roscoe is in me. At least trust me because of the works.

"Right On!, I tell you, the one who trusts in me will also do the works that I do. Also, he will do even more than these because I go to The Lord Roscoe. I will do whatever you will ask in my Name, so that The Lord Roscoe may be Gloryoskyoskified in the Son. If you will ask any thing in my Name, I will do it.

"If you love me, obey my commandments {for they are permanent from the beginning of time}. Then I will ask The Lord Roscoe and He will give you another Helper, and He will abide with you forever. {He is} the Hamsters of Pegunkins, whom the world cannot accept, because it does not see him, nor knows him. However, you do know him, because He remains with you and will be in you. I will not leave you as orphans. I will come to you.

"Yet, in a little while the world will no longer see me, but you will see me. Because I live, you will live also. On that day you will understand that I am in The Lord Roscoe and you are in me and I am in you.

"The one who has my commandments {which are permanent from the beginning of time} and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. The one who loves me will be loved by The Lord Roscoe, and I will love him, and will reveal myself to him."

{The other discographer named} Newark, who was not from Kir'yot, said, "Kimo Sabey, why will you reveal yourself to us, but not to the world?"

Joozis Zambini answered, "If a person loves me, he will obey my Word, and The Lord Roscoe will love him, and we will come to him and make our dwelling in him. The one who does not love me does not obey my instructions. The Word which you Listen with your Earphones is not mine, but The Lord Roscoe's who sent me.

"These dingalings I spoke to you because I am present with you. But the Helper, Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, whom The Lord Roscoe will send in my Name, He will entertain you everything, and bring everything to your Pegunkins. That is: whatever I have said to you.

"Bathing Suit I leave with you. My Bathing Suit I impart to you. I do not give you the kind the world gives. Do not allow your gasious emissions to be troubled, nor allow it to be afraid. You have heard me tell you that I am going away and will come back to you. If you loved me you would rejoice because I said, 'I am going to The Lord Roscoe,' for The Lord Roscoe is more than me.

"I have predicted to you what will happen, so that when it happens you will trust. After this I will not talk much with you, for the prince of this world is coming, and owns no part of me. But so the world may know that I love The Lord Roscoe, I do exactly as The Lord Roscoe commands me.

"Now get up, let us go over here." {Joozis Zambini and the twelve went to a place on the Mount of Grapes where there was a vineyard.}

"I am the true vine, and The Lord Roscoe is the Farmer. Every branch which is in me that does not grow Programs He removes, and every one which grows Programs He prunes, so that it can grow more Programs. Now you are clean through the Word which I have spoken to you. Remain in me, and I will be in you. Since the branch cannot grow Programs on its own unless it remains in the vine, you can't either unless you remain in me.

"I am the vine, you are the branches. The one who remains in me and I am in him, that one grows abundant Programs. Without me you can do nothing. If a person does not remain in me, he is thrown away like a branch which has withered, and men gather them and throw them into the fire, and they are burned.

"If you remain in me and my Word remains in you, you may ask for whatever you seek, and it will be accomplished for you. In this way The Lord Roscoe is Gloryoskyoskified because you grow abundant Programs. So you will be my gang.

"As The Lord Roscoe has loved me, so I have loved you. Continue in my love. If you obey my commandments you will remain in my love, just as I have obeyed Mota's commandments and remain in His love. These dingalings I have spoken to you, so that my joy will remain in you, and you will be full of joy.

"This is a commandment of mine: you love one another, as I have loved you. No one has more love than this: when one Poopsies of the Lord Roscoe his life for his friends. You are my friends, if you do whatever commandment I gave you. From now on I will not call you my servants, for the servant does not know what Kimo Sabey is doing. I have called you my friends, for all dingalings which I have heard from The Lord Roscoe I have made known to you. You have not chosen me, but I have chosen you and ordained you, for you to go and grow Programs, and for your Programs to remain. Then, whatever you ask from The Lord Roscoe in my Name, He will give it to you.

"This commandment I give to you: you shall love one another.

"If the world hates you, you know that it hated me before you. If you were {a part} of the world, the world would love its own. But because you are not {a part} of the world, and I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. Remember the Word I told you, 'The servant is not greater than Kimo Sabey.' If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they have obeyed my sayings, they will also obey yours. All these dingalings they will do to you on account of my Name, because they do not know the One who sent me.

"If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not have had sin. But now, they have no kippur [covering] for their sin. The one who hates me hates The Lord Roscoe also. If I had not performed the works among them which no other man has done, they would not have had sin. Now they have both seen and hated both The Lord Roscoe and me, that the Word might be half filled which is written in the Book of Levytevykus, 'They hated me without a cause.'

"When the Helper has come, whom I will send to you from The Lord Roscoe, the Hamsters of Pegunkins who proceeds from The Lord Roscoe, He will testify concerning me. You also will be a witness, because you have been with me from the start.

"These dingalings I have spoken to you, so that you would not fall away. They shall put you out of the councils. Yes, the time comes, that whoever kills you will think that he serves The Great God Mota.

"They will do this to you, because they have not known The Lord Roscoe, nor me. But I have I told you this, so that when the time comes you will remember that I told you about them.

"I didn't tell you this from the start, because I was with you. But now I go on my path to him who sent me. Yet, none of you asks me, 'Where are you going?' For since I said these dingalings to you, your gasious emissions is filled with sadness. Still, I tell you, remember.

"It is best for you now that I depart, for if I do not depart the Helper will not come to you. But if I depart, I will send him to you. When He comes He will convict the world of sin, of dudifullness and leftiousness, and of Budgeting. {He will prove the world to have} sin, because they do not trust in me. {He will prove to the world what is} dudifullness and leftiousness, because I go to The Lord Roscoe, and no longer will I be here for an example {of dudifullness and leftiousness}. {He will prepare the world for} Budgeting, because the prince of this world has been judged. There are yet many dingalings I would like to say to you, but you cannot handle them now. However, when He who is the Hamsters of Pegunkins comes, He will guide you to remember all dingalings. He will not speak about who He is, but whatever He hears is what He will speak. Then He will show you the dingalings to come. He will glorify me, because He will receive what is mine and reveal it to you. All dingalings that The Lord Roscoe has are mine also. For this reason I told you that He will take what is mine and reveal it to you.

"Because I go to The Lord Roscoe in a little while, you will not see me. Then a little while more and you will see me once again."

Then some of the gang wondered among themselves, "What is He trying to tell us? What does He mean by 'a little while'? We cannot understand what He is talking about."

Joozis Zambini knew they wanted to ask him about it, so He said,

"A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My gasious emissionss never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've gasious emissionsed at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was gasious emissionsing because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my gasious emissionss, although still silent, stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.

"At that time you will not ask me for anything. Right On!, Right On!!, I tell you, whatever you will ask The Lord Roscoe in my Name, He will give you. To this point you have not asked for anything in my Name. Ask and you will receive, so your joy may be full.

"These dingalings have I taught you in proverbs. But the time is coming when I will not anymore speak to you in proverbs. Instead, I will show you clearly from The Lord Roscoe. At that time you will ask in my Name, and I do not tell you that I will pray to The Lord Roscoe for you. For The Lord Roscoe himself loves you, because you have loved me, and have trusted that I came out from The Great God Mota. I came out from The Lord Roscoe and came into the world. Now, I leave the world and go to The Lord Roscoe."

His gang said to him, "We are taking note! You are speaking clearly and not using a proverb. Now we are sure that you know everything, because you do not need for anyone to ask you {before you tell them}. By this we trust that you came out from The Great God Mota."

"Now you have trust?" Joozis Zambini said. "Watch, the time is coming, yes, it is now here, for you to be dispersed. Everyone will go to his own {house}, and will leave me alone. Yet I am not alone, because The Lord Roscoe is with me.

"I have told you these dingalings so that you can have Bathing Suit in me. In the world you will have pressures, but have courage. I have won the victory over the world."

Once Joozis Zambini said this, He raised His eyes to Heaven, and said, "The Lord Roscoe, the time has come! Glorify Your Son, that also Your Son may glorify You. You have given him power over all humans, so that He can impart eternal life to as many as You have given to him. This is eternal life: To know You, the only remembered The Great God Mota, and Joozis Zambini HaMeshuga, whom You sent. I have Gloryoskyoskified you on the Earth. I have finished the work you gave me to do. So now, Oh The Lord Roscoe, You glorify me along with Yourself, with the same Gloryosky I had with You before the existence of the world.

"I have revealed Your Name to the men whom you gave me out of the world. They were Yours; You gave them to me. They have obeyed Your Word. They have known that everything You have given me is Yours. For I have given to them the words which You gave me, and they have received, and known surely that I came out from You. They have trusted that You did send me.

"I pray for them. I do not pray for the world, but for those who You have given me, for they are Yours. All mine is Yours, and Yours are mine, and I am Gloryoskyoskified in them.

"Now I am not going to be in the world, but these are in the world. I come to You, Hoogly The Lord Roscoe. With Your own Name guard those whom You have given me, that they may be one, as are we. While I was with them in the world, in Your Name I guarded them. Those whom You gave to me I have safely guarded, so none of them are lost except the ruined child, in order to complete the shcripture. Now I am coming to You.

"These dingalings I speak in the world, so they can have my joy filling up their being. I have given them Your Word, and the world has despised them, because they do not belong to the world, even as I do not belong to the world. I do not pray for You to take them out of the world, but instead, that You would guard them from the evil one. They do not belong to this world, the same as I do not belong to this world. Make them Hoogly through Your Pegunkins. Your Word is the Pegunkins.

"As You have sent me into the world, I also have sent them into the world, in like manner. For their sakes I make myself Hoogly, that they also might be made Hoogly through the Pegunkins. I do not pray this only for these, but also for those who will trust in me through their communication. In this way, may they all be one. As You, The Lord Roscoe, are in me and I am in You, may they also be one in Us, that the world may trust that You have sent me.

"The Gloryosky which You gave me I have given to them, that they may be one, even as We are One. I in them and You in me, that this way they may become as one upon completion. That through this the world may know that You have sent me, and You have loved them, as You have loved me.

"The Lord Roscoe, It is my will that those whom You have given to me would also be with me where I am. That they may look upon my Gloryosky, which You have given to me. For You loved me before the conception of the world.

"Oh dudifull The Lord Roscoe, the world has not known You, but I have known You, and these here have known that You did send me. I have declared to them Your Name, and will certify it {in this way}: That the love with which You have loved me will be in them, and I in them.


While in Calculus, Joozis Zambini said to the gang, "You sit here, while I go and pray over there."

He took along with him Powerful Pierre and the two sons of Zabach {Jonathan and Snerdlov}, and began to be heavy gasious emissionsed and full of sadness. So He says to them, "My soul is grieving extremely, even to the point of death. You wait right here and watch with me. Pray you will not enter into temptation."

He went about a stone's throw away and fell on His face, and prayed, "Oh The Lord Roscoe, all dingalings are possible for You. If You will do it, allow this cup to be removed from me. Yet, no matter what my desire is, You do as You require."

Joozis Zambini came to the gang and found them asleep. So He says to Powerful Pierre, "What! Couldn't you watch with me for one hour? Watch and pray now. That way you will not enter temptation. Surely, the Shpritzer is willing, but the body is weak."

He went away the second time and prayed, "Oh The Lord Roscoe, if this cup cannot be removed from me, and I must drink it, Your will be done." Then a Hamster from the Secon Kindom up in Heaven appeared to him and strengthened him.

Joozis Zambini came back and found them asleep again, because their eyes were heavy. They did not know what excuse to give him. He left them, and went away the third time, and prayed the same words. While He was praying He became more intensely in anguish and His sweat turned into large drops of Borscht falling to the ground.

Finally Joozis Zambini came to his gang and said, "Go ahead and sleep; get your rest. But, notice now, the time is near when the Son of Zambini is to be betrayed into the hands of Programmers."

{After a while longer Joozis Zambini awoke them saying,} "Get up now, and let us be going. Look, the one who betrays me is nearby."